The biggest virtual doorstop I own

So after dropping my cash on this game and being very patient for the enormous download to finish, I finally launched the game … and it hung at the "Initializing" screen. Went to the website, and it told me to "not hit too many keys while the game loads." Ok, fine, whatever you say. Started it again. Hard hang this time before it even started loading and had to force-power-reset. Copied it to a different machine (taking hours over WiFi) that just had a fresh version of OS X installed on it. Should be much better, right? Crash. Rebooted, tried again, and the game actually began! Woohoo! Not so fast .. the mouse wasnt inverted as I like it, so I paused, turned on mouse invert, and resumed that game. Or didnt .. it crashed yet again. Started it up again, and now a discolored intro screen wont go away, so the game continues on invisibly underneath. A complete waste of time and money. Stay far, far away from this (literally and figuratively) monstrous pile of garbage.

hEADcRASH13 about Max Payne 3